Spruced Bruce
Occupation:Graphic Designer, UK
My boss makes me design all his stupid birthday and party invitations which he then foists on colleagues as he has no friends. He never thanks me for my work or turns up with the beers he has promised in return for my good works over the years.
In the absence of any thanks, praise or gratitude from him, I have taken to hiding the word cunt in his invitation designs.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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bully
Occupation:kitchen shit shifter
my boss well what a tosser.ask for 5 0r 10 minutes off work to move a piece of furniture downstairs and onto a van.do it in your time not mine says tospot.after all i only work 6 days a week 9 hours a day.jump at his every command.all those extra hours i work,i ask for 10 minutes and what do i get a threat of a disciplinary and load of verbals.great!.anyone know of any hitmen in shropshire that could give that tosser a lesson.a good kneecapping perhaps?sorry if this sounds trivial.also the tosser saves money by employing the least number of staff in the kitchen.4 chefs catering for 500 people at a poncy public school,and just yours truly as a shit shifter.slavery abolished not where i work it aint.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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danny
Occupation:shop worker in england
what can i say,why do bosses have to be such bastards.im sick and tired of my boss sticking up for the other lazy cunt i wirk with ,who skive off while do all the work.most of them are just fuckin kids who spunk their earning on crap and i need the job and money more than them,but the lazier you are,the less the bosses want to no.fuck my bosses and my brown nosed brownie point scoring cunts
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Tosser rating 10/10
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maccatam
Occupation:telecoms sales
Our ex (yippee) boss was a fat, lazy self-centred tosspot who asked us to take a substantial pay cut 14 months ago to help the company's short term cashflow. Whenever we asked him about reinstating the pay structure he would throw a tantrum on the scale of a 3 year old who trapped his dick in his trouser zip. Then the bastard would ask me to submit a financial statement of my monthly outgoings so that he could justify the pittance he was paying, his expert advice included gems like, why don't you grow your your own veg or get rid of your cat, or the classic line " I think £7 an hour is good money ! ! ". I was earning more than that 25 years ago you prick. Perhaps if your stump of a wife spent less time at polishing the contents of her fruitbowl and actually earned the money you were paying her as a director (you must be fucking joking, does she know where the office is?) or spending the dividends that you were drawing from the company profit in the hairdressers/garden centr
e/furniture store we wouldn't have a cashflow problem in the first place. Well you fat bastard we have set up our own business and you are all alone without a clue, guess what, another one of your customers has just phoned us because they think you're a clueless c*nt and I am am now earning enough money to buy new shoes . May we take this opportunity to wish you every failure for the future, you salad dodging bullshitter.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Girly
Occupation:Admin Assistant
I'm the only admin assistant employed at the company because they're too stingy to spend money on admin. He treats me like I'm thick and openly belittles me in front of everyone else. He interferes with my work constantly to the point that I just don't have the time to get everything done. He doesn't let me have proper lunch breaks. I get blamed for everything that goes wrong; always twisted round to somehow be my fault. He thinks hiding my lunch in my desk drawer whilst I'm out of the room is funny. He lured me into this job with the prospect that I could start off working in admin and then be trained up to do what everyone else does...it's now not happening.
He's only in a managerial position because daddy has contacts. He's deluded himself into thinking I'm some naive and submissive little thing who will always take his shit. Err, no, another year so the dedication looks good on my CV, then I'll start my degree and be off!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Menace 2 Society
Occupation:Skapegoat
My boss is a complete and utter C**t!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have sweet dreams of setting him on fire !!
When i first came to this company i was blessed with a great manager who had people skills and motivated me and my team and it was great coming to work because my job really does do a lot of good for the community. Than when she left to manage a different location some twat thought it would be a good idea to hire his old drinking mate as her replacement becasue his mate had no job being that he had run his own company into bankrupcy. Now this true 2 form TOSSER had to learn how to do his job from me... and i taught him well, but soon the wretched worm turned and showed his true colours..... being that i was the one team member in his team who over achieved and was popular with our clients to make it so that our newly developing department was succesful naturally i thought he would have been cool. But than again i am human and prone to making a mistake in this case my mistake was to turn my back bcoz the knife came and boy did it come quick and sharp. This mug, this brock back
dogg, this drowned rat, this pirnce of pricks could not get it in his thick skull that not everyone is a wa*ker like him..!!! I'm inner city urban ghetto at heart, Clark Kent between the hours of 9 - 5.30 Monday to Friday but than theres a SuperDon bursting to get out.... I've got no inhabitions chatting with people from all walks of life unlike my boss who can only relate to Suburbia or the regiment. I've been setup for disciplinaries becoz of him over and over again........ his speciality is getting other people to watch me on our internal CCTV cameras to see what i'm doing. He keeps a secret diary of anything i do or don't do ready and waiting to fire it at HR. But still i'm here, because those who know him and me know the truth.. its not a racial thing its a cultural thing.. For a year i endured his b*llShit !!! he sat right next to me, 4ever watching and listening to all my interactions.
By getting on his knee's and puckering up to kiss as much ass as possible he moved quickly up the ladder to run our whole department......... into the ground!!!!! Constantly changing our targets, ignoring his staff when he comes into the offiice as we are invisable unless his dodgey pop'eye can focus on our worth (no he does not have a disability he's just got one eye that looks left all the time). This complete and utter disgrace to the human race has a serious case of L.D.S "Little Di*K Syndrome" He has destroyed team moral across every site he is now incharge of....... he has made it so that more people leave the deaprtment than want to come in and those that do come in from outside leave within a matter of months and in some cases days. Our xmas team lunch was a disgrace, he took us to a cheap chicken and chip shop. We work for a large organisations and the honest truth is this guy is very good at pointing the finger but can't accept that he's the cancer that eats away at
us all.
I have sweet dreams of setting him on fire !!
like Gabrielle said ; "Dreams can come True" !!!!!!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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bob
Occupation:uk retail
hes big headed and a cunt because he tells me me what to do don 't do this do that i know what im doing its just managers two or three are tossers
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Tosser rating 10/10
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EX EMPLOYEE
Occupation:TRAVEL AGENT UK
JOY AT COOP IS A COMPLETE BXTCH MISERABLE WAS NOT THE WORD FOR THAT ICE MAIDEN. SHE WAS A COMPLETE TOSSER, DONT BOTHER WORKING THEIR EVEN IF YOU GET OFFERED DOUBLE...
SHE EXPECTS EVERYONE TO KNOW EVERYTHING AND DOESNT BOTHER TO SHOW ANYONE HOW TO DO IT....AND HER LITTLE SIDEKICK FRIEND WHO IS ALSO THEIR LAZY COW, GETS AWAY WITH MURDER THAT ONE DOES U KNO WHO U R SCARLETT LADY.......
SHE FXXS UP AND EVERYONE ELSE PICKS UP THE BLAME THEY NEED SACKING I WOULD DEFO GO BACK IF THEYRE GONE...... ALSO THE REASON EVERYONE ELSE LEFT BIIIATTCHHHH IS BECAUSE OF YOU
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Mandy
Occupation: Finance UK
My last boss was brilliant but he emigrated to Australia. I left the company to work for an employer who offered me a large wase rise and lots of promises.
My new boss is a weak and insecure man. He is meant to be my mentor and I am meant to be learning from him, unfortunately he sees me as competition and due to his insecurities, he berates and belittles me LOUDLY in front of as many people as the opportunity allows. He also seems to have a problem with women, at first I took his sexist comments as jokes and we would all laugh but now, Im beginning to think there is some underlying resentment behind his comments.
Over the last few weeks his attitude has gotten worse, he has belittled me, blamed me for his own mistakes, asked me to carry out duties without telling me how he wants them carried out - if I ask him he tells me I have no initiative - if I do the task and dont ask him and dont do it 100% the way he would do it, he makes out that I am incompetent and says in a loud voice "must I do everything myself" so that as many people can hear him as possible.
Its such a shame, I enjoyed the job and thought he was going to be a really good mentor until he started all this rubbish.
Now im thinking about quitting because of him - TOSSER!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Valentino
Occupation: Shop Assistant, UK
WANKA, WANKA, WANKA, all i can say about my fuckface, shithead, prick of a manager.
I wanna shit on his face, complete dick, hope his car breaks down
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Tosser rating 10/10
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theguy
Occupation: customerservice and a sandwich shop, UK
He doesn't necessarily like to work, he goes out in the middle of the day claiming he's going out to 'important duties', until one day a colleague (who works the night shifts) saw him at the pub having a drink in the middle of the day.
He also does things like coming to the shop drunk, leaving huge amounts of work for the shifts after him and act agressive whenever he can (when he's not too drunk to be agressive), wears fake bling jewellery and sunglasses to support the black steriotype.
I can't do anything about him because i've tried complaining to the person right above him, who believes he's a good manager since he gets such good results on paper (food cost etc) and probably doesn't' care about the staff or the way they're treated as long the company is making good money.
You heard me, and people living in the UK will know that there's only one sandwich shop open till 4 am on most days, it begins with an S and ends with a Y.
eat fresh all you guys.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Asshole
Occupation: uk
What can I say about my boss well what a skinny,ugly bitch would not get a nod from a rocking horse. Keeps saying attention to detail she should try that on her F***ing ugly face if she was a man I would cut her ears off so she could not wear her glasses. BITCH FROM HELL
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Tosser rating 10/10
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AndySparks
Occupation: aereal rigger
my boss is a TOSSER becos he pays us crap. hE sez he cant afford 2pay more but he alwaze finds dosh for a new beemer, privat school for his kdz or golds tap's for his sodden bath. funny that?!?!?!?!!? e jus luvsn to show off an thinx that make im betta then us but is wive is so stoopid she dont evn no he is doin his secretery an has bene 4 years!!! he reelly is as thick as a sooper thickshake from mackdonals but he recons he is the dog's bolox. he saz 'wot u think abowt this??' then ignors wot u tel im how shit is that?????? but if u dear dissagree wit im he jest shoutzu down an if u do it agenm he terns roun an sak u. he onlylikez peeple he cabn bully into agrein wiv im and if e wantz ur opinien eel giv it 2u.....anuther yeer an i shuld ave enuf saved 2quit this shitole an move up cuntry e thinkx e is poplar coz e payed for a party at chrismass but we ate is gut's so mush we got as smashd as we cud an then fild the car wit wot waz left.. were stil drinkin it now..........mustof cost the cunta 4tune!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hay mark ur a TOSSER!!!!!
the funnyest thin is he sez he shaves his head 2 lookm sexy 4 the LAYDEEZ but we all no he went bald years ago TOSSER!!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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shit shoveller
Occupation: shit shovelling uk
She is fat, sweaty and stinks of fish. Always makes lewd sexual comments to young male colleagues but, unbeknown to her, they would'nt touch her with someone elses. Where this ugly, stinking bitch got her opinion of herself beats me. She is always shouting her big mouth off about how brilliant she is at her job, yeh right, she knows fuck all about anything.
FUCK OFF AND DIE COD LIPS!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Constance
Occupation: Justice New Zealand
She is an absolute fuckwit. Tax payers pay her thousands of dollars each year to do nothing but be "one of the girls". She has no idea about management. Promoted through the system (where longevity is apparently iis an indicator of skills) she controls like a bully constantly in fear that someone will outwit her. She doesn't develop her staff, team meetings are not permitted,challenge her and you are in big trouble! Staff are desperate for positive reinforcement and the opportunity to grow - it goes over her head in the name of control. AS A TAXPAYER WHY AM i FUNDING HER WAGES. WAKE UP HELEN CLARK HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU GOING TO PAY THESE MORONS IN THE JUSTICE SYSTEM TO DO SFA FOR THEIR $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Freddie
Occupation: Justice New Zealand
The Public Service management in New Zealand is the biggest joke ever.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Anon
Occupation:
My boss is a self-rigeous cow , she cant do anythin wrong she is apparently perfect in every way.
She has got a cushti little friendship going with all the people she needs to have and the people below her she treats like shit.
Shes so far up the companys top guys arses , one minute she'll be telling someone to fuk off , as soon as they come in she puts on a sickly fake smile and goes ''helloooo how are you, alright?''.
She does nothing all day !! Yet obviously shes paid enormously and is very happy in her situation!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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SOOOOAngry
Occupation: MUG - UK
My boss is a knob! sadly for me he owns the business he squanders the company money then cries about having to put some of his personal funds back in the business to pay the staff wages (there wouldn't be a business without your hard working staff - arsehole!!!). STOP fecking spending it on ebay and cosmetic surgery you fucking moron, you are a balding ugly illiterate simpleton. Who gives a shit what shape your goddam nose is or how many lines you have around your eyes coz as soon as you open your mouth everyone around realises you are a PRICK. No amount of fucking surgery can change that. The dick growing out of your head is there forever.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Rob Roy
Occupation: Manager UK
My Boss JSL is a complete wanker
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Tosser rating 10/10
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andy
Occupation: barman united kingdon
terry you are the biggest cunt i have ever met and i really hope that someone like clive fucks you up so bad that you will have to take your meals through a straw for the rest of your life
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Tosser rating 10/10
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boss hater
Occupation: uk customer services
I hate my lazy, fat, good for nothing so called boss. I'm supposed to go to her if i need advice? She doesn't know her arse from her elbow. I want to slap her fat, stroppy, arse-like face so much my hands are twitching at the thought of her. God help us tomorrow if she's argued with her wimp of a boyfriend and she talks about people bringing problems to work with them. It would be the happiest day of my life if she got flattened by a bus.
Thanks for the rant!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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lolups!
Occupation: school england
lol she is a tosser!!! She is so annoying!!!!!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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seething
Occupation: uk arse wiper
Shes a useless fat, 20 something, wank stain of a fuckwitted bitch. Caked in make-up, you know the type. Always running around
pretending shes important but actually achieving nothing, apart from lung cancer as you will always find her in the smoking shelter. Constantly arse licks anyone who is her superior, I could fucking choke her when she does that creepy arse licking voice. Passes me all her shit to deal with, because she isnt capable, then has the audacity to take the praise for it.
Urrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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mr put on
Occupation: everything
My so called wanker of a boss gives me six jobs at once when there are others standing around doing sweet fa.
Open your eyes wanker share the work before i poke your eyes out!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Steeve
Occupation: UK
My old boss worked for Weber Marking systems and was called
robbie - has was an arrogant s@it and a complete wanker
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Tosser rating 10/10
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lee
Occupation: jag u.k
he is a lazy fat twat
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Tosser rating 10/10
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ENTF
Occupation: Turd Ball Cooker - Australia
My Boss is the fattest cunt you could imagine. He took the top job because no other prick wanted it. He is SOOOO incompetent, rude, ignorant and the fattest cunt on two legs.
He has this belief that all the good people leave because they are after better money. I don't think he is capable of fitting inside the restroom to look in the mirror and realise what a poor excuse of a manager he fails miserably to come close to. What I mean is " This fat cunt will do us the greatest of priveliges if he would choke on his own vomit that he spews forth with each and every sentence of disrespect that he unloads daily. What a complete hypocritical supposedly dedicated Christian cunt this mongel minded four faced motherfucking gnat is! And Oh so fucking fat!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Anonymous
Occupation: Arsewiper Unitied Kingdom
I have been in my job for a while now and i thought Id hit the jackpot when i was told i was successful. Apparentely the last person in the job left because of what I am about to write! I was told i would have a pay rise.... 6 months later still not received it as apparently it is my job to write my own job description and the company does not recognise my title? A P.A - Are they stupid???!?!! When Myself and my collegue are in mid conversation with my boss he walks away! How ignorant is that!!! He buys me sweets when he knows I am pissed off with him as if to say - good girl keep your mouth shut and eat your sweets! Id love to ram it up his arse! He calls me baby, hon etc - I could have him up on sexual harrasment charges!! Alsowe have regular meetings where he tells the managers they are the best thing since sliced bred!-What a bunch of usless wankers! Im the person who does all the work. Im the person who chases upon chases these people for work. This is by far the best example: a couple of weeks ago as normal my boss asked if i would get him breakfast (which may i add is not in my job descrition) i stood there waiting for the money and he looked at me like i was a piece of shit and then replied "can you get it as i hbave no money!" hes on over £100,000 a year!!! and here i am buying his breakfast when i havent even got my payraise!!! bastard.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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DRONE
Occupation: warehouse worker
My boss has to be the biggest shithead on earth, he; obnoxious, foul mouthed, bad tempered, and ugly too, we work 12hour shifts of hard, mind numbing work, he ponses about shouting and swearing at everyone, sits gazing at the computer all day, then he calls everyone else lazy bastards, he should get a life or drop dead, preferably the latter, the f%ckin WANKER
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Tosser rating 10/10
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BOB
Occupation: Orange,Devon
My bosses are complete fucking idiots who have no grasp on life, when pointed out what "micromanagment" was they were quite red faced you see it takes an employee to point out that the new corprate word actually means what a shit manager they are ( google - "micromanagment" u will c what i mean ) I fucking hate retarded pricks who are so stuck up there own ass. bad luck to the one who got caught by the fuzz for COKE, HA HA HA HA HA
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Tosser rating 10/10
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J Smith
Occupation: USA
Art at Tweezerman is the worst boss ever. Talentless, clueless and hated by the entire company. Can't wait until he is fired.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Nick
Occupation: Training Officer
UK
No People skills. Bully but doesnt realise it, thats just the way the company leads from the top. Sets high standards, but drops morals to acheive NVQ's. Total Tosser.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Mr Work For A Cunt
Occupation: Welds For A Cunt UK
I work for a real FUCKIN Wanker.
He tells people they are wankers or arseholes.
Yeah right this cunt was handed the company on a plate,Hes a fuckin no mark if being rich means you have to be as low and unpopular as this waste of wank then i am glad to be poor enough to work for the prick and see just how shit he is,I hope you read this one day you prick from me and the lads FUCK YOU!!!!!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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ben
Occupation: teacher -UK
my boss is a complete and uter bitch she always walks round thinking she owns the place the bitch wheres a wig it bounces every were what a cow she is a single cunt all the bitch say all day is tell the kids to do up there tie tell them to tuck in there shirt what a dick sort out your hair
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Tosser rating 10/10
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jason
Occupation:BCT
SHE`S A BULLY
SHE`S BREAKS THE LAW
SHE LIES
SHE HAS FAVORITES
SHE EVIL
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Slasher
Occupation:DC
My Boss is a little prick
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Tosser rating 10/10
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jason
Occupation:BCT
SHE`S A BULLY
SHE`S BREAKS THE LAW
SHE LIES
SHE HAS FAVORITES
SHE EVIL
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Tosser rating 10/10
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DORIS
Occupation: SERVICE ENGINEER
JUST A TIT REALLY
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Rick
Occupation:Application Engineer UK
I worked 7 years traveling round the world developing a diagnostic tool for repairing Computer motherboards. My Boss told me I would have 50% of the company within 5 years ( I was buying my way in ).... All was ok until he decided to retire.He turned up with a different agreement to sign than the agreement we had spent weeks
working on, and I ended up with nothing. I really really hope I bump into him again one day.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Mr Jingles (aka The Squished Mouse )
Occupation: Customer Services USA
I have the ultimate fucking bitch from hell. She`s in her 20`s and it`s like working under a Natzi SS officer with perminant PMT. She hates everyone especially men , cos she aint getting laid. She gets off on screaming and shouting at everyone and putting people down every time she opens that foul mouth of hers. She`s rude , has no manners whatsoever , is insensive , abusive and cruel and is one real seriously nasty piece of work. She went into the male toilets and told a guy off for spending too long on the loo whilst other guys were having a pee. She screams and shouts and generally has a temper tantrum like every 5 minutes cos she`s just a spoilt little girl. She uses her mobile , goes on the internet and takes fag breaks all day but woe betide if she catches anyone else doing it. She won`t let people have time off for anything important , even to move house. When a colleague needed to take her critically ill mother to hospital she had to take it unpaid cos "Hol
iday leave is for Holidays only". What a total fucking cunt.
Everyone`s planning their exits away from this psyco bitch.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Gaffa
Occupation:Legal Accounts Controller UK
My Boss has a yellow streak a mile wide.
He lets his staff walk all over him.He is a first class c#nt.He is a liar on the most granduos scale.He has a silver tongue and a peanut sized brain.He does nothing but suck up to his boss.One day soon I will drop acid in his tea and give him hell.He is an Invertebrae.He is Pond life.He is Gay
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Tosser rating 10/10
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mario
Occupation: salesman UK
my boss cleans all the time - nothing is more important than cleanng - he has a compulsive obsessional disorder......clean clean clean....
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Starman
Occupation:IT UK
My boss is an ugly bald headed, spineless, lying, arse-wipe. He used my expertise to get his pissy half thought out project off the ground then layed me off. What a class A Toss-Pot. Now he's taking all the credit for the job I did. I hope his next shit is a hedgehog that gets stuck.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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gerbz
Occupation: precast
trevor our boss is one in a million last year he started treatment to change what he is , male to female, all the work force have had to listen to his/her mood swings.he is aggressive in his approch to jobs and even gets shity when he stutters like a cunt.hes/shes fat,smells and looks like popeye. TRAVOR U KNOW HWO U R. SHEMAN.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Dave
Occupation:IT UK
My Boss is a compleat tosser he knows fuckall about computers infact he knows fuckall about fuckall he treats me like shit i just want to knock the twat out but if i do that wont get any money from rock n roll i keep getting written warnings for things that he has made up not only that because he knows fuckall about fuckall the warnings are made up of bollocks that anyone with half a brain would laugh at, he thinks that when he starts ranting and going purple that i am intimidated i just look at him and thing WHAT A TOSSER he likes to pick on the young but im an adult any luck the twat will sack me and i will take the twat to the cleaners
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Isabella
Occupation: Hospital Administrator UK
My manager is a class A bitch for many many reasons.
Today's crime was telling me I couldn't have lunch (my legal, 30 minutes unpaid lunch break) as I was too busy. Then she went and took an hour break and then came back for 5 minutes and went home!
I went to lunch anyway.
Cannot wait to leave! My exit interview with HR should be fun.
Oh and today she was arguing with my co-worker, lets call her 'H,' about how she wasn't allowed to leave early to go to her solicitor leaving 30 minutes early even though H said she would go in early and make the time up! H then went to boss's manager (who is really nice) who made her let H leave early.
Then the manager turned round and said (in front of me)
"Well you'd better go early then, but if it was my choice you wouldn't be leaving early."
Oh and she said that I couldn't cope alone in the office without H as the other administrator is off sick. Despite the fact I am left alone all the bloody time!
Also: making me fetch her lunch, tries to get me to do unpaid overtime, patronising, shows no sympathy when sick, rude, cold, expects perfection, treats me like her personal secretary etc etc
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Tosser rating 10/10
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kyle
Occupation: education UK
my boss is a wanker. theres nothing more to say.
Actually he is a c@@@.
#
If he only new ive shagged his wife.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Pissed Off !!!!!!!
Occupation: Engineer Australia
My boss is a total knob jockey. Once a sales person in a furniture store, decided to go to Uni and suddenley he knows every fuckin thing about everything. Fuckin God!!!!!! Apart from having to do all his work and shiity phone calls, he just pissess me right off. maybe a good morning would be nice one day, instead of a pig like grunt. He even has a girls name... you sad prick. I fuckin hate his existence... fuckin brown nosed chocolate jockey!!!! and he`s a virgin.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Fuckwit
Occupation: Engineer UK
He ignores his workforce, provides a poor working environment, does not listen to the genuine concerns.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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pgtkc
Occupation: Engineer UK
Muslim & therefore fireproof. Can do what the fuk she wants & get away with it.Arrives early but leaves earlier - If it was me I would be sacked but I am A white Male therefore in the minority. Why is reverse racism allowed? Why are we not allowed to quesation ethic minorities - especially if they care black & female? If reincarnation were possible I would come back as a black female lesbian with one leg who is dseaf in one ear & blind in one eye - sounds like the new queen to me
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Siouxsie
Occupation: PA UK
I got fired today!
I believe 100% that it was utterly unjust. My boss is a complete psycho who seems to have a split personality because he's contradicted practically everything he's ever said to me:
- He originally told me I could work wherever I wanted (home rather than the office, for example). Today, he said that my working from home wasn't an option;
- He told me, some time ago, that he realised he was asking the impossible of me, but that he felt I was coping admirably and doing a great job. Today he told me that he feels things aren't getting done and although I'm dealing with the bigger, more important things, the smaller things are "dropping off". (Erm, yes, I think you'll find that's called prioritising one's workload!);
- He told me I have complete flexibility over my working hours but today he berrated me for not having replied immediately to an email he sent yesterday at 0920. I explained I had been on the phone, for work, since 0840 and he basically called me a liar! What a freaking cheek - I should have taken his effin head off!
I could give SO many more examples of his self-contradiction but fear it may become boring - and you've got the picture by now, I'm sure.
I can honestly say, hand on heart, that I have worked like a trojan for this guy and I've taken on tasks that should already have been dealt with before I came on board as well as picking up his slack and dealing with things that shouldn't fall within my remit anyway. I've always aimed to exceed expectations and have been praised for my efforts until the last few days, when I suspect something more is at play here.
He ranted on, and basically fired me, for not having sent out some letters yesterday when he knew I was waiting for one of the addresses. He said I should have sent out all yesterday and the last one today. This would have looked fairly stupid as all the addresses know each other and talk daily, so it's far better that they all receive info at the same time. The letters were totally unimportant anyway and didn't really contain any information - they were a mere acknowledgement of something he'd already told the recipients.
He certainly didn't like it when I told him he was nitpicking on total minutia and that I could also find fault with him and his priorities. This guy actually trains people on how to make their businesses a success and how to motivate their staff for God's sake! That's a joke and I think people are beginning to realise that. I hope his business folds, because that's what he deserves. I found him the most demotivational twat of a boss I've ever had the displeasure of working with/for. Quite apart from anything else, he has no talent for spelling or grammar and some of the emails and correspondence he's done himself and sent out to clients made me cringe with embarrassment. How foolish can he make himself look?!?
I retaliated today by saying I could complain about him too. For example, he's always training his clients "never to over promise and always to ensure things are done within the agreed timeframe". I took pleasure in reminding him that he had categorically promised some interviewees that he saw last Friday, that he would phone them in person on Monday to advise whether they had the job or not. He didn't do so but instead phoned them a day late, today, and then apologised for being late in calling them. To make matters worse, he did this in front of today's trainees - which made him look like the idiot he is! Had I done that I would have been hauled over the coals.
I refused to stand down and made sure I stood up for myself. He said this situation clearly cannot continue. I had felt ready to quit but refused to do so, thus forcing him to sack me ... which now means I will have to be paid to date and for at least a week in lieu of notice.
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Occupation: everything UK
My boss is a complete and utter twat of a wanker. He too sits on his big fat arse all day expanding at the waist and occasionally pops out if he can be bothered to ask if everythings going ok accross the road to which i always reply sarcastically, swell!
He often asks me my opinion but then never acts upon it and often forgets the info I give him then later moans and often pays the price for his lazy attitude. HE is MY manager and should know whats going on in his department. He over relies on me yet under pays me for all the work I do and then gives me a shite rating in my appraisal for things he has NO PROOF whatsoever on. What a WANKER! I`d love to smash his face in. I am trying my best to have him removed from the company and always tell him that im here for life and so he best start playing by the rules!
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