adamf
Occupation: England
my boss is a total fuckwit he always moans like a bitch when i get to work 5 minutes late but never mentions the fact that most days i am usually about an hour or more late getting out of the god forsaken shit hole,it always seems to be one way no give and take just take take take and he lies about how much moneng. I can't believe the Shareholders made him an MD! Sniff's coke, always on the piss and always comes into work on the comedown. Being hung and beaten to death with a wet fish would be a nice way to go for this guy. THE CUNT!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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The Worker
Occupation: education UK
My boss has for 10 years gotten away with 50% absence rates, making bad decisions when he is present, not defending staff members, trecherous dealings, lie after lie after lie, sacking people under false pretences and taking the credit for the work of others andnot following up basic and important tasks. He has managed this by weaving a tissue of lies to cover himself and making his staff look bad and making out he is just about holding us all together It's incredible! Times up mate were commin to get ya
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Jesslin
Occupation:Executive Rest of Asia
I really hated my ex female boss, despite the fact that she is a spinster, I respect her initially, but eventually she turned out to be a nasty, fussy, unreasonable boss, a bitch! On top of that, she had been an absolute miser whilst I was working under her! She was so calculative and mean. Nevertheless, I forgive her now, but will never forget how she had treated & belittled me, but I would also like to 'thank' her for everything that she had done to me, it was her, so that now I am a much better person, and also a perfectionist in work just like her, gaining my present boss's trust and sincere appreciation of my work, now my present boss is so much better than my ex female boss, I would like to 'thank 'my ex boss -Conie, it was her that now I can find a much better & satisfying job.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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David
Occupation: Plumber UK
Has a twitch and a stutter so when he's telling you what to do can you imagine!! needs to give me more money and all !!!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Big Glen
Occupation:Skivvy Italy
You think David B, I say BK. BK is a tosspot of the biggest typology. He's still in business partnership with this old Italian slag caslled Roxy. She treats him like sh*t and he comes whimpering back for more. The brilliant thing is - they were married to each other for about 2 months before he caught her in flagrante delicto with this Dutch boy. He still thinks he'll get her back but she just uses him as he's actually not bad at the business side. She, on the other hand, is a complete no brainer. Short skirt, fat legs, visible underwear. Minger, really. I'm glad that he has found solace in the bottle as he could never patch up is hopeless loser life without some chemical assistance.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Nadjer
Occupation: idle tosser/electrician uk
My Boss is a complete arsehole!
He gives me the shits!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Occupation: United States of America
My boss plays favors with the staff... a very meticulous and annoying character...her way is it or no way at all!! No meeting halfway, or listening to other suggestions.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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City Boy
Occupation: Accounts UK
It's probably not his fault - it's just that my boss was born a cunt! I don't know where to start really you couldn't write the sort of shit me and a load of others have to go through in a day with this wanker. Double stanards, hypocritical, egomaniac, big-headed 1stt class tosser! I'm sure everyone has worked for some right arseholes but this bloke honestly takes some serious beati="tosser.gif">
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Tosser rating 10/10
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booty
Occupation: assistant
he tells us that the girls are not to be touched yet he is shaggin them all the time !!!!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Missy
Occupation: Mortgage Advisor UK
shes an weired looking mix off ginger/blondehair with the complexion of death warmed up...shes dumb shes slack shes weak shes a stupid bitch...she dont know that mobile phones are their to be answered and messages are left to be returned, she is guttless with no sence of management skills ..she is also shit scared of conflict/confrontation...she has no management skills and is basically as thick as pig shit...dont even get me started with her shagging a guy she was managing......x
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Tosser rating 10/10
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PAT
Occupation: PROJECTS - UK
My boss is soooooo stpid they thought the population was 10
times what it is, that people from California wouldn't get much seafood
and that she is gods gift to men.
She is a complete minger weasil bitch who should have bricks tied to
her legs and thrown in a river.
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Tosser rating 1000000
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My bosses maker
Occupation: Accounts UK
My Boss is such a fucking cunt flick that next time I need a
shit I am going to take her coffee cup into the toilet and poo in her
cup and clean it out with my yeast ridden piss. She is so jealous that
her boss favours me and that I have to teach her things infront of him.
She asked if I was gay just because I am over pretty for a man.
Fucking slut bitch, she needs her fudge lips tied to her forehead just so
everybody knows just what a clit head she is. I would rather enjoy back
bum fun that shag her soggy muff. Fuck bitch die before I twat my
computer at your head
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Tosser rating 100/10
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Suzy
Occupation: uk
My old boss was a complete two faced bitch. She used to get her scaggy hair cut once a week, and had ludicrous highlights that were bright brassy blonde against dark brown which she then got tinted red and her hair went pink. It was so bad that someone thought she had dyed it for a joke for charity!! She'd get her hair done for two hours in the afternoon when she should have been working. I had a shitty filing job and she knew I was looking around for work, as that was agreed when I joined the firm, but then told me she'd sack me if I then continued to look. She'd go on 3 hour shopping trips on work time and bollocked me from taking an extra five minutes on my morning break. She was really horrible and unsympathetic to someone else who was being bullied in the workplace, and backed up one of my colleagues who was bullying me. She was a size 22 but always wore size 16 clothes and made comments about my size (I'm not that fucking big), and she kept getting getting ca
ught by speed cameras for going 80 miles per hour in a 30 zone. She had an infatuation with boybands, and had a face like a pimply builders armpit. Did I mention she was head of HR? TOSSER!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Bosshater
Occupation: BarTender England
My boss is a fucking toss witted shit bag who thinks he owns my life. The little shit wouldnt know a compliment if it accidently choked him to death. I work my ass off and he asks me to do more when i have a 1 minute wind down, then when i do that, the fuck wit says that i should look at the till and pay more attentuion to the customers. Just today the fucking Nazi cunt laid into me for babysitting for my 14 year sister because my mum and dad were away for the weekend. His actual words were "Are they yours or your parents kids?" "Then get them to fuckin watch her!" The out out of line fuck-wit thinks he can tell my parents what to do with their life. This pathetic shitty little excuse for a living organism needs to choke on my shit while i tea-bag his mother. FUCKING TOSS-BAG!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Slave monkey
Occupation:Oik - UK
My boss is a complete wierdo and has no idea how to run the department.He is a little excentric,eg.After returning from an exhibition with one of my colleagues,he started ranting on about the trip and how he had a full boy scout type kit in his car if they got stuck in the snow.Irony is that even though he had everything for a blizzard??(Fat chance of that happening in the UK!!),he did not actually have any de-icer for the windows!!What an idiot.If you ask him a question he will go on and on,and on.He loves to talk about himself and talks crap given half the chance.This stops everybody from working and he wonders why we dont get any work done. His sense of humour totally sucks,he looks and sounds like an overgrown public schoolboy.He is a nosy bastard,who has to poke his nose into everything everybody else does.He cannot communicate with staff properly.Apart from completely ignoring me most of the time,he takes everybody elses ideas and takes credit for them.He wil
l even discuss my ideas
with my colleagues,in front of me without including me in the conversation.
And after going to meetings with the sales director he walks back in the room, sits down and says nothing about the meeting even though my colleagues have worked their arses off on the project.You would think that having a relevant degree and previous experience in a similar role would be a help, rather than a hindrence.But oh no,rather than being open minded and accepting of any ideas,he thinks that his ideas are the best.In all honesty I think my Nan could do a better job.He is a weak spinless jelly fish.I hate him for making me feel useless, if I ask for something to do he says their is nothing.What is the point me being their..I cannot say or do anything as I need the money.Otherwise I would have left ages ago.We practically work in silence most of the time,more excitement watching paint dry!!!Believe me..He is a smug little prick, and just like a nasty rash..Fucking irritating..
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Tosser rating 10/10
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boomboom
Occupation: machine operator-England
my boss is a lying ,coniving, lazy ,half brained immature fucking docile cunt, who does nothing but moan at people who have to repair machines because he fiddled with them and then blames others , if he could prise his fucking ass of the chair and away from bird watching website and walk around the factory more than once a week, the idle cunt might actually learn something, instead of spouting complete and utter bollocks about things that he has no idea about.The whole factory has had enough of the over educated fuck-wit.i have flushed nicer things down the fucking tiolet.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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the tone
Occupation:filth - uk
He is a jumped up fat monkey that knows fuck all about how to treat people and i generally a complete tosser. I recently went into hospital for an operation and he never even bothered to ring me to let me know i was losing my job.......i was informed via a shitty letter. the fat cunt is gonna die at our leaving do.....wanker!!!!!!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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skipnicker
Occupation: Real Estate, USA
I have to suffer two of the cunts who are as bad as each other. Fucking low-life pond scum who got 'lucky', & now treat everyone like shit. These wankers got seriously picked on at school & now its pay back time. I wouldn't piss on either of them if they were on fire. Real Estate is full of fuckwit cunts, but these two are Uber CUNTS!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Gary
Occupation:Insurance investigator
My Boss is a complete Wanker! the company I work for were debt collectors and private investigators up until they recruited me from an insurance background. I had previously worked in insurance for 5 years as manager of the recovery team, prior to that I was a polic officer. My boss constantly pulls me up on the content of statments I prepare as if he knows better than me! He is a complete arse belch. Last week he gave me a diciplinary in front of the new manager because he didn't think I had asked all possible questions on a statement I produced. Later that afternoon he asked me to take the new manager out for the next week and train him how to do the job. What a complete and utter WANKER!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Annie / xXx
Occupation: Sweden
What a complete tosser. He goes around like his floating on air and the rest of us are somewhere between cockroach and spittle. The sooner this worthless piece of shit dies the better. The only good thing i can say about this twat is that he has strong arms ...he must have to have crawled outa the abortion bucket. Please God wipe this putrid peon off the face of the Earth and save me the trouble.
I hope he nevers breeds for the childrens sake.
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Tosser rating 11/10
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good worker
Occupation:co-op shelf stacker
My Boss take his secretery and then married her and fucked her (while she was still with another husband/family). He's just a twat RICHARD faggot mother-fuckin granny sex sandwich bangging iguaners teabaggin scrotum sucker. he's bald at 34 hahahahahahah TWAT. Small dick ignarent prick
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Diane
Occupation: Dental ceramist England
My boss is a complete asshole,if having extremely bad breath wasnt bad enough,he likes to think hes a super stud,like you would fancy someone whos breath smells like someones died in his mouth!!The words polite,tactful,considerate,etc dont enter in his vocabulary,hes an excuse for a boss!Fuck it, hes an excuse for a bloke,hes mere pond life,who doesnt appreciate the ace staff he has!Hope you get dickrot-LOSER!Oh yeah,hope it spreads to your gonads!!!!
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Tony
Occupation:Storeman Australia
My boss is a tosser big time, he gets jeleous if any of the other bosses talk to me and buts in and acts like a total cum bag. he takes all the credit for the work that i do then tells everyone that he doesnt need me, and he tells so many lies to make himself look good that he forgets what he said.
if your going to lie have a good memory you stupid tosser.He is also a brownnose shit stabber and is a grump since his boyfriend left
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Mrs. V
Occupation: USA
Mandatory overtime. That's right. I have to work mandatory overtime every week. It wouldn't matter if the building exploded...we'd have to be there to work our overtime or pay the price! We'd get blasted if we didn't...!
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Tosser rating 8/10
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Mrs. V
Occupation:USA
I had a bitch of a boss named Jill who thought that since I was still somewhat new in the call center environment, that she would tell me what to do. I did my job well & was complimented a great deal by my agents (worked in car insurance), but all for naught. She wrote me up over stupid shit like web surfing when I wasn't on break & my neighbor would tell her what sites I went to (they weren't porn or anything). Anyway, it eventually caught up w/ her because after our team got a new supervisor (who was MUCH nicer & more sensible), she was demoted & eventually left that employer. I hope she gets hit by a Mack truck.
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Chris
Occupation: it-Spain
my boss is useless, steals my ideas, puts me down as a programmer and tries to flirt with me when he gets drunk. DISGUSTING
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Tosser rating 10/10
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Homer Simpson
Occupation:Neuclear Technician
my boss, mr burns never remembers my name, always insults me, fancys my wife, is gay with his assistant smithers.
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Tosser rating 100/10
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Duck
Occupation: System administrator / Finland
I work for a public school where the principal, 50+ yrs old woman wants to control everything that happens in her school. Anyway, the staff fileserver blew one of it's harddisks, but fortunately we run RAID1 so no harm done. I then report her we need to buy another disk to replace the dead one. She turns to her computer, tried to access her files and seeing it still works says "there's no need, everything works just fine!" She won't listen any 'technical mumbo-jumbo' about the problem and sends me away.
So, we run the fileserver with degraded array for like a year, until the other disk fails aswell and EVERYTHING comes down. All the staff computers are down and virtually nothing works. So, the boss goes on telling everyone the admin didn't do his job and it's all my fault.
And thanks to that I'm now the most hated invidual at my job. So thanks a f'king lot!
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Tosser rating 9/10
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Chub-a-long
Occupation:Canada
My Bosses name is Bono, he is a midget of a man, flabby and 50ish...
He is physicaly a wreck, but he manages to intimidate everyone into doing what he says.
He helped sell our company a few months ago, lying about the companies net worth etc, well the new boss is catching on! Terry knows this and he's going loony, telling one lie after another. He is constantly pitching stolen ideas - not that it matters, he hasn't closed a single one in years! He's a megalo maniac and exerts control by threatening people with their jobs (and the jobs of their coworkers) on a daily baises.
Today I day dreamed about knocking his teeth out and I actualy got an erection. When the day comes and I do make him chock on his molars and I have that same reaction, I'm going to rape him just for shits and giggles. I'm not gay, I just want to so utterly soil him that when he's lying on his death bed (years from now) he still weeps in embarassment of the ass fucking he was forced to take from a subordanate.
I shit on you Bono.
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Tosser rating 15/10
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