Cat
Occupation: Finance Manager England
I have an inflamed kidney. It's not too bad but I'm in a lot of pain. I'll see you in a few days.
I fell down the stairs and broke a finger. (Go in the next day with hand wrapped up and say you spent five hours in casualty)
The flat is flooded. I have to wait for a plumber.
I can't come in today because I need to go to a psyciatrist. (Tosser said it was a good idea)
Tosser rating 10/10
bimbo
Occupation:
My radiator was leaking
Tosser rating 10/10
Deore
Occupation: Job tester
Just tell them that you think youve found a lump on your testicle/breast
that should shut them up
Tosser rating 10/10
Georges
Occupation:Errrrrrrmm??? UK
I worked with a girl who used the perfect excuse twice and, got away with it both times. No contact at all on Monday, then when she came in on Tuesday "You'll never guess what happened yesterday... I woke at the usual time, came in on the bus, it was running a bit late, but, that didn't matter because I had plenty of time, came in to work, had a coffee, greeted you all as you came in, then got on with my work, I was halfway through lunch break when I woke up in bed and realised it had all been a dream, I was so freaked out by this, I just had to stay home.
NOW, was that inventive or what.
Tosser rating 10/10
Little Bastard
Occupation: Slave/Australia
I feel too sick in the stomach to see your face today.
Tosser rating 10/10
completly tired
Occupation:USA
I can't come in today, I have an eye problem...... I just can't see the point of coming in to work today!!!
OR
I am calling in WELL. I feel entirely too good to be at work.
Tosser rating 10/10
Johnny Tight
Occupation: Tossers understudy
Sorry can't make it in monday,suffering from snow blindness after watching ski sunday on tv.(Don't forget to wear dark shades to work on tuesday).PRO'SCIVE UK
Tosser rating 10/10
SD
Occupation:UK
My dog pissed on the next door neighbours bush. She has decided to go to the doctors to get checked out, so I'm off to the vets with the dog.
Tosser rating 10/10
auna
Occupation: canada
This one girl in the office calls in at least once every two weeks.She always calls at approx. 7:15am before any of the big bosses get in. She's usually hung over but of course says that she's coming down with something. At 7:15am she ask me to pass on that she will be in approx. 9:30 (she's suppose to start at 8:00am,and lives about 2 mins. from the office). Well usually at about 11:00am she calls saying that she fell asleeep again but will be in after lunch time. (Should be about 1:00pm) Nine times out of 10 we don't even hear from her again. After two years of this shit going on I'd like to know what it is that she has over the bosses head, or on his head or whatever.........(BITCH)I would never,ever, ever sink to that level and especially with the ugly bastard....
Tosser rating 10/10
flomac
Occupation: usa
I have two co-workers who call in at least once a week. #1 usually claims that she has a headache or she is on her period (and that fool office manager allows that!). Or her sister is very ill, and my co worker needs to watch her sister's kids that day. She's always late and those excuses range from traffic congestion to forgetting her purse when she was almost at work and commuting back the half hour and then back. This excuse generally gives her about three hours off.
#2 is always claiming illnes of her children, her husband, or any number of her other family members.
Quite irritating, the both of them
Tosser rating 10/10
Sir
Occupation:
I would like to come in, but you (the boss) are just too much of a pain in the () to deal with today. I will see about tomorrow, and the next day.
Tosser rating 10/10
bubs
Occupation: day care worker
i think that was my family member in the news last night found dead and i need to go find out for sure.
Tosser rating 8/10
Kimberly
Occupation: Grandison
I called in dead. I'll see you on Tuesday when I'm alive again.
Tosser rating 10/10
Mjohn
Occupation: Salesclerk, Dubai
Iam not coming coz im not feeling fine. If you want go ahead and fire me . That gate is meant for all of us. (Hm? that one puts him in his place. Tomorow you will feel equals.)
Tosser rating 10/10
Stacy
Occupation: Administrative Assistant
Well, I'm running late so just take me off the schedule today!
Tosser rating 10/10
fc
Occupation: sales advisor
My credit is gonna run out any time soon but I can't make it because.... (and your credit runs out! Perfect, Ive tried it and it worked!) Or you can try the my battery is dead one with the same style or a telephone box. Absolutely fool proof!
Tosser rating 10/10
ashwin
Occupation: office biatch
I have diarrhea
Tosser rating 5/10
toot toot
Occupation: fitter australia
Don't blame me i'm not the fucking train driver.
OR
I slept in this morning because my knitting classes run late.
Tosser rating 10/10
GEMMA
Occupation: uk
i've got family problems can i leave early complete satisfaction every time
Tosser rating 10/10
MEL
Occupation: hehehe
call in late and tell them that your alarm did not go off this morning. act like you are in a rush and say you will be there as soon as you can. then about 10 minutes later,call again and tell them you can't come in at all because on your way out you accidentally ranover your cat. you have to get the cat to the vet and make sure it is ok.you feel so bad about his you want to spend the day with this poor animal.
Tosser rating 9/10
Ray
Occupation: Labourer
Honesty is the best policy: It's beautiful outside, I feel great, and I'm not coming to work today so you can ruin it for me. Let me know how things go today. Have a nice day and I'll see ya tomorrow
Tosser rating 10/10
billyliar
Occupation: uk
i was driving to work round a roundabout when i saw this person in the road flying arse over tit( been knocked down )when i got closer i noticed it was my sister, so i stopped see if she was ok ,she was so i gave her a lift home ,sorry im late
Tosser rating 10/10
gb
Occupation: slacker
I wos on way to work when my car ran out of petrol so
me and my can had to run to the petrol station to get a
refill but on my return i saw that some bastard teen had
stolen my to front weels well it wos
b reg mini (very sought after in this parts)
so of i go to the police station to report the theft
after mutc form filling i returned to my car to find
that some little shit had set it on fire
so as im shure you will under stand i can not macke it to worck today
as im undergoing a in-depth cause of counciling
iwll be back soon
Tosser rating 10/10
charlie
Occupation:guard / united stated
I have a boil on my ass. No shit my supervisor took off two weeks because he had a boil on his ass. It got to the point that when he called in the other supervisors would write (BOIL ON ASS) on his sick slip. By the way this asshole worked at Union College.
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